Monkey Business

Monkey Business is a private lifestyle members club based in Wickford, Essex, operating since 2019 under the pillars of luxury, discretion, and community. Founded and run as a curated invitation-only operation, it is open to those aged 25 and over. Its home venue is a private villa in Essex whose address is never publicly listed — ticketed members receive the location approximately two hours before each event begins. The villa is equipped with a heated swimming pool, hot tub, sun loungers, and a BBQ for outdoor socialising, alongside a cocktail lounge and multiple dedicated play spaces: a dungeon and red room, a dark room, a cinema room, a glory hole and dark orgy room, and a range of private and social areas. The event calendar carries a strong themed character — leather-and-lingerie nights, 80s neon socials, Tantric Dine evenings with a private chef and four-course meal, Hotwife parties, and Ladies Only Days sit alongside lunchtime afternoon sessions. The club periodically stages events at external venues in Essex and Kent in addition to its home villa. Events are ticketed individually with no fixed weekly timetable; evening parties typically run 20:30 to 02:00, while daytime sessions run from around midday. Annual membership costs £50, is restricted to those aged 25 and over, and entitles holders to reduced entry. A first visit is permitted without membership at selected newbie and daytime events. Single males must hold registered membership and pre-book directly with the organisers before each event — walk-ins are not accepted. Dress code is event-specific and published alongside each listing.