The Naughty Pineapple

The Naughty Pineapple is a swingers club at 30 Bedford Street South, just outside Leicester city centre in Leicestershire. Run by an owner known to regulars as Vinny, the venue describes itself as one of the smaller clubs on the circuit — friendly, modern, and rigorously clean — with a consistent emphasis on welcoming first-timers and LGBTQ members. It sits a ten-minute walk from Leicester railway station, close to the Haymarket bus terminus, with taxi ranks around the corner on Belgrave Street and the NCP Lee Circle car park as the nearest off-street option. The club has recently undergone a full makeover and features a hot tub (water changed daily; no play permitted inside), a four-tier cinema room with a large-screen TV, changing rooms with free-to-use lockers, private playrooms, a sex swing, female glory holes, a grope box, a fetish dungeon, and a BDSM cross. A small cafe area serves cooked food and soft drinks. Condoms and lube are stocked in every playroom, and towels are available to borrow at £1 each. Photography equipment — including mobile phones — must be stored in a locker or kept to the cafe/social area; cameras and recording devices are strictly forbidden in play spaces. Dress ranges from smart-casual to nude (towels required when sitting nude for hygiene reasons). The club opens Thursday noon to midnight (last entry 22:30), Friday and Saturday 6pm to 2am (last entry midnight), and Sunday 3pm to 10pm. Membership is free on registration: guests supply a name and face photo and are immediately recognised as full members. Entry for couples or single men/TV/TS is £20 for members and £30 for non-members; single women pay £5 (members) or £10 (non-members). The venue operates a BYOB policy — no alcohol licence — with a £3 corkage charge if guests bring their own; soft drinks are sold on-site. Thursday is designated Newbie Day, tailored to first-timers and those with questions about the scene. Regular monthly themed events and periodic bi takeover nights run throughout the year. A strict no-drugs, no-violence rule carries a lifetime ban; guests showing signs of excessive intoxication may be asked to slow down or leave.