Asthoria Swingdreams

Asthoria Swingdreams occupies the corner of Fehmarnstraße and Wrangelstraße in the Wittorf district of Neumünster, roughly midway between Hamburg and Kiel in Schleswig-Holstein. The club is legally structured as a registered association — Verein zur Förderung kommunikativer Freizeitgestaltung e.V. — rather than a commercial venue, and its stated motto, „familiär, unkompliziert, niveauvoll“ (intimate, uncomplicated, refined), reflects that orientation: the emphasis is on a sociable, close-knit atmosphere within a deliberately modest capacity of around 50 guests across approximately 300 square metres. The floor plan divides the space into clearly distinct zones: a bar with a dance floor and pole-dancing apparatus, lounge seating, a buffet area, shower facilities, a wellness area with sauna and massage space, a darkroom, a jungle-themed play room, and a purpose-fitted SM/BDSM studio equipped with a St. Andrew’s Cross. The event calendar has featured recurring themed nights including the Rubensparty, a body-positive evening, and the Dark Night. The club opens on Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 15:00 to 23:00, on Fridays and Saturdays from 19:00 to 03:00, and on the second and fourth Sunday of each month from 15:00 to 22:00. Entry pricing is tiered by gender and day: single women pay €10 on all open nights; couples pay €30 on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Sundays, and €50 on Fridays and Saturdays; single men pay €65 on Sundays, €70 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and €75 on Fridays and Saturdays. A dress code is enforced at entry.