TJ's Lasting Impressions

Billed as the largest and most luxurious lifestyle club in Central Pennsylvania, TJ's Lasting Impressions sits on 2620 Susquehanna Trail in Newport, about 25 miles northwest of Harrisburg. The 16,000-square-foot venue reads more upscale supper club than dungeon: a soaring dance floor anchored by a mirrored stage and 10-foot brass pole, a full BYOB bar where bartenders pour from your labeled bottle with free mixers, and a proper sit-down restaurant serving Angus steak, grilled chicken, Chicken Parmesan, and Shrimp & Chips — all included in the door price. Late-night desserts and finger food run until 3 am. Pennsylvania's largest Roman-style hot tub, seating 80, is the social centrepiece. The playspace runs to 12 themed party rooms and a large open group room, plus an observation room. For those who want to extend the stay, nine hotel-standard VIP rooms check in at 3 pm ($110/night) and check out at 11 am; party rooms can also be held for overnight use from $70 after the club closes at 3 am. Events are Saturday-only, 8 pm–3 am, and advance reservation through the club's website is required. Membership is mandatory but easy: a one-time trial runs $15, and the annual rate is $50 for couples, $25 for single ladies, and $50 for single men. Event fees mirror that structure. A cash discount is available. First-timers can download the membership form online to speed up check-in; valid photo ID is required at the door for all guests 21 and up.